July 2012
113 posts
carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:
shercocklocked:
kiibutt:
holyhandgrenaded:
1captainausome1:
gamtavsexual:
mattisbollywood:
asian:
I’m so glad every tumblr user has now decided to add that gold star saying “you tried” to every post
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“We don’t lift weights in order to look hot, especially for the likes of men like...”
– Zoe Smith, 18 year old weightlifter currently representing Great Britain at the Olympics, responding to tweets labelling her muscles “unattractive” and “unfeminine”. (via rawwomen)
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Hillary Clinton on what designers she wears:
Interviewer: Okay. Which designers do you prefer?
Hillary Clinton: What designers of clothes?
Interviewer: Yes.
Hillary Clinton: Would you ever ask a man that question?
Interviewer: Probably not. Probably not.
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Beijing: we want lights and precision and a good clean night
London: FUCK IT LETS MAKE IT THE SHIRE AND GET FRANK TURNER! AND LETS MAKE THE WHOLE THING VICTORIAN, BRING LOCKHEART TOO ONLY IF HE HAS A TOP HAT, MUSTN'T FORGET JK ROWLING AND BRING MR BEAN TOO ONLY IF YOU DO A CHARIOT OF FIRE MONTAGE. DAMMIT LETS HAVE A SHIT TON OF LIGHTY BEDS AND ABOUT 12 MARY POPPINS, NOW WE MUST MONTAGE BRILLIANT ENGLISH MUSIC AND THROW A SLIGHT TARDIS NOISE TO THROW THE WHOVIANS INTO PANDEMONIUM, ALSO WE MUST QUOTE THE HUNGER GAMES TO TRY AND BRING BACK THE DISTRICTS NOW LETS GET THE QUEEN AND JAMES BOND, OH FUCK IT THROW THEM OUT OF A PLANE, ITS OUR OLYMPICS AND THIS IS WHAT WE SHALL DO WITH IT, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
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Meanwhile, in the Olympic Village...
qeilla:
squidinktea:
negative-euphoria-rabbit:
bakerstreetmarauder:
Well played, Canada. Well played.
crying
Just incase you forgot canada was amazing.
FUCK YEAH THAT’S MY COUNTRY FOR YOU!
ccolfer:
wingaardiumlevi0sa:
there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.
out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.
#i hope mine fell in someone’s crotch
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meggannn:
fourtris-divergent:
One day your child will bring home a friend and introduce them and they’ll have the name of a fictional character and you silently whisper “I can’t believe their parents were in ‘that’ fandom!”
#i don’t care how cute he is you can’t hang out with cullen anymore
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colinfirth:
buttpower:
you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four
#friendship has no place at the uno table
Note Card Wisdom
thefrogman:
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areyoutryingtodebruceme:
Do you ever just think about the fact that Martin Freeman has played Arthur Dent, John Watson and now Bilbo Baggins I mean oh my god he is officially a literary treasure
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“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...”
– Gary Provost (via qmsd)
This might be my favourite quote on writing ever.
(via bdoing)
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“‘There are all kinds of courage,’ said Dumbledore, smiling. ‘It takes a great...”
– I just realized today how much more meaningful this quote is when you remember Dumbledore’s backstory. For years, Albus remained at Gellert Grindelwald’s side even as Grindelwald became more and more corrupt, simply because he was his friend. He turned a blind eye to the immorality of Gellert’s...
chroniclesofpanem:
i’m going to write a book and give little to no physical descriptions on any of the characters at all and then hopefully my book will become a film and i can watch and laugh at everyone who is arguing over what race my characters are
“From a black man to Mitt Romney: Fuck you. Black people don’t want free shit,...”
– http://jezebel.com/5925651/comment-of-the-day-mitt-romney-can-partake-in-the-finest-selection-of-horse-penises (via super-brother) 