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April 2012

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sometimes I feel like I should start watching supernatural

but I think I already know what happens anyway

there are these two brothers and their parents are dead and they fight demons with salt, and then a few seasons later there is a charming angel who is super gay for the one who is not a moose, and he’s like raaar gripped you tight and raised you from perdition, why is the pizza man spanking the babysitter, and god writes slashfic, and then one of them goes to hell, or both of them, and they all die a lot, and the gay trenchcoat angel is all kinds of evil but then he dies and comes back and there’s another dude everyone likes who says idjit and HE dies and everyone is waiting until he comes back and there’s a creepy manifestation of the devil who embodies creepypasta non-con fic with the moose, and now everyone is sad about everything all the time forever also every lady who has sex is going to die

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“Tom had a whip in his dressing room. I opened the door, saw it and was just. ‘Why the hell have you got this thing?’ And for one of the stunts he had to throw knives, so had to practice how to use the whip for some reason. I went to use it and he told me to be careful and I’m like, ‘I’m fine, I’m fine’. And then I accidentally stood on the end of the whip and cracked the thing and it recoiled and hit me right in the eye. I had an inch of swelling above my eye and across my cheek, and straight away it started to turn black. We had to shoot the next day, so trying to explain why I had a black eye and that I didn’t know if I could shoot was tough. ‘How did you do it?’ ‘Um, Tom’s whip hit me’. He wasn’t pleased.” —

Chris Hemsworth on Tom Hiddleston’s whip (via general-snafu)

#there is nothing heterosexual about this

(via hiddlediddle)

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“I just wanna thank the members of Congress who took a break from their exhausting schedule of not passing any laws to be here tonight” —

President Barack Obama

(via elesheva)

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“I’ve been talking about that costume for days. Everyone is crazy with questions about that costume. I’m so sick of guys asking about it… Everybody’s costume is revealing. Look at some of the guys. You can see their whole body in some of those clothes. I met with Marvel early on and they understand the pitfalls of the superhero movie better than anybody. They never wanted Black Widow to be eye candy. Those characters are so lame and silly. And I don’t have anything to contribute to a movie like that.” —

Scarlett Johansson (via odinbros)

#OF COURSE SHE HAD TO GET INTO SHAPE FOR IT JACKASSES #BUT BECAUSE IT WAS A PHYSICALLY DEMANDING ROLE #NOT BECAUSE SHE’S ONLY THERE FOR THE MALE AUDIENCE #any reporters who try to patronize her about being the only female on set (WHICH SHE WASN’T) #(HELLO COBIE) #I will gladly kick in the fucking teeth

(via captainnarcolepsy)

#one interviewer said to her and i quote ‘you’re scarlett johansson. you don’t have body worries.’ #scarlett politely pointed out that she’s still just a person so yes she does

(via homoerotics)

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gingerhaze:

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Have a shmoopy Hulkeye comic because this particular fascination of mine is unlikely to be indulged by the movie. (DON’T TELL ME IF IT IS I DON’T WANT SPOILERS this late release date is killing me)

The came from a conversation Lloyd and I had during Earth’s Mightiest Heroes where we theorized about Hulk carrying around Hawkeye in a baby sling.

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Me: ... Well I got it from the fandom, okay?
My Sister: And if the fandom jumped off a bridge? Would you jump too?
Me: Sarah, you don't understand. If the fandom jumped off a bridge, it's because there's a ship underneath.

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#this is it

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