Now because the majority of abortions are performed in the first trimester, if...– JON STEWART, on Virginia’s inhumane, inhuman and shameful “personhood” law that requires women wanting to get an abortion to, in essence, be subject to rape, on The Daily Show (via andyouhavetogivethemhope )
I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
Listen tumblr, I know we all love Robert Downey,...
breachthesurface: avengethedinosaurs: Can we just take a second to talk about how hot his eighteen-year-old son is? I mean, really. Not only is he RDJ’s progeny, he’s also only 18, which is way less creepy than being in love with the 46-year-old Downey. Seriously, look at him. Boy’s fine. I’m totally cool with RDJ being my father-in-law LET’S DO THIS
Fan: [Quietly, so the rest of the audience doesn't hear the question] What is your vocal range?
Chris: High? I’ve never measured it, but– I dunno, it’s pretty wide, I think.
Fans: WHAT?! What was the question?!
Chris: My vocal range! ...Oh, that could’ve been awkward.
homoerotics: [Trigger Warning: Abuse] A cautionary tale for Chris Brown fans (and Michael Fassbender fans, and Sean Penn fans, and Eminem fans…) drdonnaatx: When I was 19, I married my high school sweetheart. He had never hit me in anyway. Never had yelled at me. He was in the Navy and we moved nearly 1000 miles away from home. We had been married one week when he first slapped me. I...
Bucky Barnes/Quinn Fabray
ficbypen: pinkhairedlesbianadventures: ficbypen: best. crack. ship. ever. here’s another fun one: Jesse St. James is dating Spock.
Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
I used to be a normal fan
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There’s been a lot of outcry over the treatment on the LGBT community in regards to schooling in Minnesota lately (you can read the article through the link, but be warned it has triggor warnings: homophobia, suicide, depression, harassment so be careful reading it) and the Marvel fans are being called on to help this. But you don’t have to be a Marvel fan to help, not even a comic...
doooweedo: so this is my proper intro post for my law online class My name is irrelevant, but you may call me Ivan. Hello fellow peers and teacher. Since we will have each other’s company for awhile, it’d be discourteous to not inform you of vital information that would make our time together as pleasing as it can possibly be. I enjoy spending my time analyzing fictional characters in...
Reasons why I believe that's Misha
heathyr: deanwinchesster: 1. The hands. Very very masculine hands. No woman has hands like that. 2. That crooked left pinky. And the same fingers. 3. The hip. If you check the picture in HQ you can see that the bacon strip was photoshopped there. And that he was wearing underwear when he took that picture. I tried to make it visible. The lighter part of the skin. 4. Hipbone,...
fuck-it-fire-everything: redhead-monster: Okay, forget everything I have ever complained about or told you to do, politically. Forget if you don’t read political posts. Stop. WATCH/READ THIS RIGHT NOW. For those of you who for some reason cannot or do not want to watch the video, allow me to summarize. Right now there is a law that has passed the Virginia legislature that would mandate a...
Rape culture is telling girls and women to be careful about what you wear, how...– I might just copy and paste this so I can have this perfect answer ready when people say things like “but how does this “rape culture” actually affect women?” (via watsonesque )
homoerotics: Why I Will Always Side With Rape Accusers Before Knowing the “Facts” stfuconservatives: (trigger warning for rape, sexual abuse, rape culture) 14kgoldnyc: safercampus: Yesterday, prosecutors decided that they won’t press charges against Greg Kelly, son of police commissioner Ray Kelly. He was accused of raping a woman—I wrote about it here. I sounded pretty sure...
It was a procedure day at this clinic, so there were a ton of protesters...– The Hair Pin, on Pro-Life protestors outside a Planned Parenthood (via fearofthederpsicle) Now I want to go to a Planned Parenthood that’s being protested one day and do this even if I don’t actually have a yeast infection. (via stfufauxminists) I just always want to be like “IF YOU DON’T WANT ME...
homoerotics: I’M NOT OKAY WITH CHRIS BROWN PERFORMING AT THE GRAMMYS AND I’M NOT SURE WHY YOU ARE I’m sick and tired of people acting like it’s no big deal that Chris Brown will be performing at the Grammys. I’m frustrated that the mainstream media is covering this story like it’s any comeback story, like an exiled prince’s return to a former glory, like this is another political timeline —...
One Town's War on Gay Teens →
solidbutts: drtanner: salmonking: spicyshimmy: doctorwhookah: blainescarnivorousasshole: lettersfromtitan: 1. This is very triggering about bullying and suicide. Proceed with caution. 2. This is from Rolling Stone’s Valentine’s Day issue. 3. If you are a straight person in the Glee fandom, oh god, do I want you to read every word of this. This is horrifying, and that’s exactly...