January 2012
114 posts
“For asexuals, sex is like… a donut. When we see a donut, we do not have the urge...”
– http://backroundradio.tumblr.com (via ancient-amateur
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iphysianthe:
my mom’s argument against piracy is “well what if you wrote a book and one person bought it and then hundreds of people got to read it for free and you didn’t make any money!”
MOTHER YOU HAVE JUST DESCRIBED
LIBRARIES
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I think one circle of hell is you sitting in a room with your parents
and you have to read aloud every smut fanfic you ever read
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sherlockchins:
sunshien:
my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance
hahaha
i just read gay porn
#unpublished stories from independent writers online
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"There is but one step from the grotesque to the...
oh-you-better-run:
alexds1:
Disclaimer: this rant is written for a specific group of people. If you don’t belong to it, you already know that you don’t, congratulations, great shall be your reward in the afterlife.
DEAR [PEOPLE WHO DEBATE ABOUT SHERLOCK HOLMES’ SEXUALITY],
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Hi there! I don’t know who “specific group of people” refers to, but I have a suspicion, based on the...
Spell your full name without an...
hemlock-for-socrates:
qeilla:
dancingwithheadphones:
subitoallegra:
stick-it-to-the-math:
mermaidmadchen:
sosukeaizen:
ghirahim:
unclebats:
h hutt
that is my entire name
o un
my name is also my reaction
j
that’s it
seriously that is all that is left of my entire name - first middle and last
i am reduced to men in black status
(via billie-joe)
h h vt
th gobth
I am...
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“25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying Where...”
– Good Omens (Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett)
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“‘This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
– In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever...
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reason 1224 why obama is a bomb ass guy
mehhhhrrrrlin:
he was in a video segment for betty white’s 90th birthday celebration
and he said that he didn’t believe she was 90
so he asked to see her birth certificate
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gleekilicious:
vondell-swain:
having my life analyzed by Sherlock would be the most terrifying thing
“I can tell by the way you hold your hands that you spend hours each day either playing the piano or typing. Judging from the way your wrists bend - from a low angle to a high - you type, mainly, however your clothing and your age suggest it’s not something you do for work - a blogger, then,...
mom: you're in an abusive relationship with steven moffat
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
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laughingalonewithautoresponder:
gaymzee:
“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasion heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog
“I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite their privilege because depression does not exclusively affect certain groups.
IMAGINE WHAT PRISONS WOULD BE LIKE IF WE ALL GOT...
magpiecatcher:
graydorians:
sendingowls:
that-hipster-moose:
biggest-hunger-games-fans:
INSTEAD OF GANGS- THERE WOULD BE FANDOMS
“UGH, THERE’S ANOTHER FIGHT BETWEEN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM AND TWILIGHT FANDOM IN THE YARD.”
the supernatural fandom keeps tagging up their part of the courtyard with devil’s traps
the sherlock fandom falling off the roof.
the merlin fandom shouting...
Something I do not understand about the...
dingoatemybabycrazy:
Ok, let me preface this by saying that I am not a part of this fandom. Yeah, I’ve seen the newer movies, but I’ve never read the comics. Although I’ve seen some scanlations around tumblr, I don’t follow many Marvel or Avengers-centric blogs. (memosfromfury and godofbadassery make me laugh, so that’s it.) Yet, I have seen the sentiment a few times that some people are grossed...
“It’s a dead heat between Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett mixes a...”
– Tom Hiddleston in GQ about “Who gets the drinks for the Avengers?” I’m dead. Chris Evans, you fuckin dork. (via marielikestodraw
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brolininthetardis:
iamsleeping:
this is such a weird promo for 4x11
seriously
it’s THE ONLY PROMO PHOTO
clearly this episode was really about agravaine’s deep seated love for sir leon
I AM CRYING
stopitsgingertime:
i just like to imagine moriarty recording that sir boast-a-lot video really excitedly, going out and renting a green screen and setting it up really carefully in like some warehouse somewhere and probably getting seb to do all the heavy lifting, he wrote out the script and labored over the wording for days before getting it just right and then he shot it and did all the...
