August 2011
20 posts
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
followingcaligula:
ides-of-march:
misha-dmitri-tippens-krushnic:
iliketodisco:
hermione-ganja:
I mean,
Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU...
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Grammar Lesson:
statickiss:
They’re = They fucking are. Their = Shows fucking possession. There = Specifies a fucking location. You’re = You fucking are. Your = Shows fucking possession. We’re = We fucking are. Were = Past fucking tense of “are”. Where = Specifies a fucking location. Than = A fucking comparison. Then = A point in fucking time.
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Oi Nick, why don't you have an ask-box? What if I...
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Wanted: a Doctor Who musical episode
flapperorslapper:
Imagine:
I’ve Gotta Fight for my Right to Fez: Intense Rock n’ Roll ode to the Doctor’s beloved hat
Razzle Dazzle Exterminate: Fosse-style Dalek performance
Vogue: as performed by the Weeping Angels
Only the Good Die Young: Overly dramatic ballad from Amy when Rory dies
Seasons of Scottish Love: Sexy, slinky R & B performance from Rory about Amy’s skirts
Bad Touch...
SEX SEX SEX.. OKAY NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION:...
shut-up-merlin:
30secondstonarnia:
musermatt:
aecentene:
satan-devin:
passionkiller:
coolbreeeze:
thehoboacrossthestreet:
worth the read. for real.
Oh my sweet fucking Darwin.
Holy fucking shit. Most rewarding read ever.
…..Whoa.
you win. everything.
LMAO OMG, BRILLIANT
After she had her children, Ginny visited...
onlylovecanconquerhate:
nom-souls-nom:
dos235:
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
David Karp lay on his therapist's bench, nervously...
karpchronicles:
The Doctor entered the room. ”Hey there buddy! I brought you a lollipop,” he said with a smile. “Cool gun by the way, can I see it?”
“No!” shouted David, turning on his side and stuffing the rainbow firearm in his cardigan. “It’s mine!”
“Alright alright,” replies the doctor. “So, David. Sarah tells me you’ve been having problems at work.”
“Work is good.”
“Really? Because it...
iloveruss:
Things I learned from the movies:
1. All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
2. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
3. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
4. Any person waking from a...
I'll burst into light: darrelcrisp: Everyone seems... →
darrelcrisp:
Everyone seems to be so fixated upon the fact that Voldemort has no nose. He has no eyebrows either.
blainedapperson:
i-aint-bovvered:
wibblywobblyspaceywacey:
tickle-me-misha:
gingerfiction:
teamj2:
pureblood-:
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July 2011
62 posts
I was born in the wrong era; I would love to have...
uprightcitizens:
Reblog if you wish you were a 1690s kid (:
