October 2011
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Imagine when the Potter generation spawns and...
alwaysthehalfbloodprince:
crisscolfershipsitself:
leogleeky:
bacon-and-unicorns:
Like… they go to school and the teachers read through the list of names and be like. “Wtf is this, why is half of my class named Severus.”
“Albus Severus James Lily Sirius Regulus Jones, SIT DOWN.”
NO. DRACO. YOU MAY NOT KISS HERMIONE. I DON’T CARE IF YOUR PARENTS ARE DROMIONE SHIPPERS.
”TEACHER,...
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The only thing I don't understand about...
slytherkurt:
Why does Fury use a typewriter?
Because Tony can’t hack into it?
Watchtinydragongina:
phoenix-fire-900:
freddiesarmy:
epic-let-down:
ohmanchrishand:
freezeveganpolice:
inkcoloreddreams:
severusxsnape:
Harry Potter as a teen comedy…
This is great.
oh my wizard god
I blog this every time it pops up.
too good
Every time. This gets me every single time.
Best thing ever
There was nothing good before this.
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a...
alexpectopatronum:
conniecupcake:
funniestuff:
willinoise:
^lil playa~~
OMFG MARRY ME.
BEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY.
jahsfkjahlsdkfjashdfkjh this is amazing omg
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“Most 18-34 males actually have much broader tastes than the old white guys...”
– Everyone’s lost but me! - Well, it does seem meant to appeal to Homer Simpson (via myfavoritedemons)
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You restart the world. It's a merging of the last...
slytherkurt:
iantointhetardis:
threepwillow:
caffeinatedfeminist:
westborobaptistcorps:
Fallout, Being Human US, and my own AU.
So the supernatural and superhumans in the post apocalyptic world.
…yeah that’s pretty cool actually
Left 4 Dead, Harry Potter, and Fallout.
I think we’re fucked.
ummm I think maybe
homestuck
my little pony
adventure time
COOL………..
Gleevengers
Tin...
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tommilsom:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist...
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You know there's something wrong with you when...
I am so glad I caught that before I handed that in.
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tardisboner:
I want to get famous simply for the fact that there are over 2100 tagged photos of me on facebook and they are some of the most embarrassing pictures to ever exist and I want people to find them and post them on the internet and I want the self proclaimed cyber police to find them and be like OMG THAT’S PERSONAL TAKE THEM DOWN!!! and then I want my haters to be like LOOK AT THIS...
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cosmo sex tip #666
rappinpicard:
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
To the girls who actually know comic book...
nocrimeinthewasteland:
diktynna:
A woman could be wearing a superhero shirt for a variety of reasons unrelated to her knowledge of comic book mythos (it was a gift, she liked the movie, she doesn’t feel like doing laundry and her sister’s clothes fit her fine, she likes the logo, she wants to impress a cute person) but none of those reasons is reason enough for your misogynistic and hostile...
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Empathy test. →
vonizzix:
priestmisha:
soundcheckyrself:
imanangelofthetimelord:
sexysonovabitch:
dirtygaysex:
andprosper:
couldbeanythingthereforenothing:
umbrellasandjam:
textingsconesandjam:
rockinjanelle:
sherlocksscarfandjohnsjumper:
noddingoff:
penworthy:
fildespensees:
theblueboxtraveler:
ellimist:
0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism...
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justtaketherunway:
scornandritz:
thecapn:
so i was just trying to log into my old email account and i couldn’t remember the password so my security question that i set for myself two years ago pops up
and it is:
‘Why?’
and I’m like, what a dick move, me. I don’t know the fucking answer. Why? Why? Why what, me? What are you trying to ask me, you little shit?!
so in a fit of rage I type in...
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there's a vas deferens between men and women.
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