homoerotics: I am incredibly sick of people right now whataboutthemenses: Just last week I happened to be awake at 3 am and heard “go away, stop it” from outside my apartment window. Of course I was worried and wound up going outside with my cell phone and my pocket knife (the cell phone so I could pretend I was on it). I found a woman across the street, 18-20, somewhat drunk and trying to...
ppitte: Now that I have your attention I want you to know that
sherlockismyholmesboy: I’ve found the foolproof solution to getting guys to back the fuck off: be gross. be really gross. I just got followed back from my class to downtown by a guy who kept asking me out for a coffee, and eventually took hold of my wrist tightly and told me not to go. I told him I’d love to go out for coffee with him but only if I got to stirr in the sugar with...
neocola: I NEVER USE ANY STICKERS I GET BECAUSE ITS LIKE OH GOD I CAN ONLY USE THIS STICKER ON ONE THING BEFORE THE STICKINESS IS LOST FOREVER WHAT DO I PUT THIS ON OH NO FUCK LIKE OH MY GOD STICKERS ARE JUST WAY TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY FOR ME
*not hot enough*
*turns knob 1/16th of an inch*
Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively.
plot twist: our future children are normal and have no obsessions and are fully capable of ordering pizza over the phone
wolfywox: lastofthetimeladies: Okay can we just talk for a second about how Mrs. Weasley made Harry a Weasley sweater after having only met him once, just because Ron wrote her and told her that Harry wasn’t expecting to get any presents for Christmas? If you don’t love Molly Weasley you’re wrong.
nintwentydogs: heyfunniest: that anon icon isn’t it racist? why are there just male anons? it should also include this and what if Voldemort had a tumblr? is nobody going to point out that “male” isn’t a race
I maintain that every civil rights bill in this country was passed for white...– Stokely Carmichael (via iwasabearonce) BOOM. TRUTH BOMB. (via darkjez) THAT JUST HAPPENED. (via isistiberiuscat)
crunchcaptain: why is every part of the boob but the nip not sexually explicit what magical properties does the nip have that the rest of the titty does not
cosmo tip #389
shavingryansprivates: if you want to spice up your sex life a little bit, add 1/2 tbsp of paprika, set to medium heat, and saute for 4 minutes until golden brown.
leghoulas: heronqueenblues: there’s a big difference between racism and dinosaurs which is probably why no one confuses them #nightblogging has begun
I should wear the armor: albinwonderland: (cont.... →
albinwonderland: (cont. on-) I debated whether or not to share this story. erikamoen: impressioniste: offbrand: unwinona: And then I debated whether or not to put it on Tumblr…but I decided it was important. Because in my own way, I can (unfortunately) point out…
dumbfuckery: I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
A haiku about Nice Guys
thelilnan: kwhynot: angstastic: I am a nice guy Why won’t these stupid bitches Fuck me already I look so fly right now With my vintage fedora Why can’t I get laid I listened to her I deserve sex in return that’s how that works right
woe be, woe be, mockingjay: I debated whether or... →
emmybiscuit: tealeafs: deluxvivens: unwinona: And then I debated whether or not to put it on Tumblr…but I decided it was important. Because in my own way, I can (unfortunately) point out exactly what is wrong with men when they don’t realize how hard it is to be a woman….
entrancedinmypants: h0rmonecasserole: Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay and if anyone asks we all went to the same school but moved away
demonsandaliens: it-was-a-robothead: Supernatural: the only show that starts with two people ending a date and then they eat each other to death. yeah but that was a good episode though