- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
- friend: you should've come with us!
- me: an invitation might have helped
"I recommend they go watch Supernatural, because those boys are beautiful. And don’t tell me they’re brothers. [Laughs] Not in my mind."
—
Russell T. Davies giving advice to Torchwood fans (interview here)
The moment when other fandoms ship wincest.
(via chevy—winchester)
(Source: butbreakmyheart, via ficbypen)
(Source: imsirius, via everythingharrypotter)
Um so my lecturer at uni went to Cambridge and i keep forgetting to blog about this but she gave Hiddles his first acting gig (her words not mine)
he came up in a seminar because he can speak fluent ancient greek AND CAN IMPROVISE IN IT which is bitching, right!?
SO HERE HE IS in his little bby glory back in the day when he went to cambridge playing Orestes in Electracan improvise
in ancient greek
… i feel almost heterosexual
fuck
Naomi has tagged this post #Colette this is ALL YOUR FAULT
All I can say is… hehehehehehe
I know a thing or two about aliens with a god complex.
(Source: worstwolf, via sirproperlydecapitatedpodmore)
Top five best acted scenes in glee in no particular order.
↳ 3.20- Noah Puckerman - Props.
(via gleeks)
Shipster
Shipster [ʃɪpstə(r)] s a person shipping little known/unsupported pairings. Usually spend their time in a lonesome search of artworks and fanfictions containing desired OTP; they can be distinguished by spontaneous gross sobbing, a common reaction to spotting their beloved ship.
I say you’re not a shipster unless you look down on other pairings for being too canon.
(via rrrowr)
Even in his own miniseries, Loki is a sad, toothless old man.
from “Loki” (2004), for those wondering
(via rrrowr)
- Me: I shall study
- Me: Stares at textbook
- Me:
- Me: There is no homoerotic subtext in this
- Me: I must go
